HOW TO BE A REPO MAN - This was published in a magazine, see image below.
Follow Bud's Advice, and you'll be able to hotwire cars with the best of them perfectly legally!
DRESS THE PART
"It helps if you dress like a detective. Detectives dress kinda square. If you look like a detective, people are gonna think you're packing something."
LIVE BY THE CODE
"I shall not cause harm to any vehicle, nor to the personal contents thereof; nor through inaction let that vehicle, or the personal contents thereof, come to harm. It's what I call the repo code, kid. Don't forget it - etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to live by any more."
SHOW RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS
"See them? Look at 'em. Ordinary Fuckin' people, I hate 'em."
KNOW WHEN TO QUIT
"Only an asshole gets killed for a car."
KNOW WHAT SETS YOU APART
"An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."
STAY RELAXED AT ALL TIMES
"Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns too, they don't mean shit."
HAVE GOOD CREDIT
"Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?"
BE SELECTIVE ABOUT GIVING RIDES
"I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians, either!"