HOW TO BE A REPO MAN - This was published in a magazine, see image below.

Follow Bud's Advice, and you'll be able to hotwire cars with the best of them perfectly legally!


 

DRESS THE PART

"It helps if you dress like a detective. Detectives dress kinda square. If you look like a detective, people are gonna think you're packing something."

 

LIVE BY THE CODE

"I shall not cause harm to any vehicle, nor to the personal contents thereof; nor through inaction let that vehicle, or the personal contents thereof, come to harm. It's what I call the repo code, kid. Don't forget it - etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to live by any more."

 

SHOW RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS

"See them? Look at 'em. Ordinary Fuckin' people, I hate 'em."

 

KNOW WHEN TO QUIT

"Only an asshole gets killed for a car."

KNOW WHAT SETS YOU APART

"An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."

 

STAY RELAXED AT ALL TIMES

"Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns too, they don't mean shit."

 

HAVE GOOD CREDIT

"Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?"

 

BE SELECTIVE ABOUT GIVING RIDES

"I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians, either!"