HOW TO BE A REPO MAN

        Follow Bud's Advice, and you'll be able to hotwire cars with the best of them perfectly legally!

 

DRESS THE PART "It helps if you dress like a detective. Detectives dress kinda square. If you look like a detective, people are gonna think you're packing something."   LIVE BY THE CODE "I shall not cause harm to any vehicle, nor to the personal contents thereof; nor through inaction let that vehicle, or the personal contents thereof, come to harm. It's what I call the repo code, kid. Don't forget it - etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to live by any more."   KNOW WHAT SETS YOU APART "An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."   STAY RELAXED AT ALL TIMES "Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns too, they don't mean shit."   HAVE GOOD CREDIT "Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?"   BE SELECTIVE ABOUT GIVING RIDES "I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians, either!"

SHOW RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS "See them? Look at 'em. Ordinary Fuckin' people, I hate 'em."   KNOW WHEN TO QUIT "Only an asshole gets killed for a car."